Best quote in history?

Whats your favorite quote(non et-related)?

For me it's one of these:

"If you want happiness for an hour – take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day – go fishing.
If you want happiness for a month – get married.
If you want happiness for a year – inherit a fortune.
If you want happiness for a lifetime – help someone else."

Chinese Proverb

"We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find."
Source Unknown

"Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things."
Frank A. Clark
let me cry let me throw, i f i die jus let me roll
if in life you don't succeed, fuck the world and smoke some weed
"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
hmm i heard that somewhere too
TosspoT profile
It's in The Usual Suspects aswell.
Brilliant film!
darkrider: i am short but fats and solid :D
darkrider: fast*
darkrider: nerd
"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd."

Dunno what it means but it's my favourite movie.
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

"Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us?"

— Frank Herbert
He jests at scars that never felt a wound

All days are night to see till I see thee,
And nights bright days when dreams do show thee me.

She walks in beauty like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate...

Drones suck not eagles' blood but rob bee-hives

Old English poetry :)
KRP is better than Almighty - Blindi

cant keep a straight face while writing it :(
Truth hurts.
The results hurt KRP more :(
I'm sure they are devastated.
i'm pretty sure that KRP's top lu vs ALLMIGHTY top lu would be easy bash for KRP :)))
in other words Fintastic5 > almighty
So fucking what? :DD It's a mix team, just like Allmighty.
yes totally, it's just pure lotto that they choose the entire Fintastic5 lineup to play instead of KRP noobs :~>
retard. All of f5 was part of KRP long before they played together in f5.
So imo KRP is better mix team thanu yours :PPppP
i never play mixes with almighty, like maybe once in 2 weeks max. krp are shit anyway, i've beat them with almighty mixes and random gather mixes too.
lol ofc u have when BEER_SQUAD is playing. And i have beated allmighty many times when lowbies like fumble & co are playing. But the point was that if these 2 mix teams would seriously need to match against eachother about the best mixteam atm, KRP would totally rape ALLMIGHTY.
who knows, almighty have never played with 5 highskillers. the closest thing I saw to that was Team UK vs Finland in NC winner bracket final this spring, and UK were doing good :)
Who are the highskillers in allmighty lineup? Kamz (":DDDDDD"), Sheep?
"We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope." - Martin Luther King
do or do not, there is no try
"Life is no way to treat an animal"

- Kilgore Trout (Kurt Vonnegut)
Nice choice from a great author =)
"najebany to do mycia" - stexx
"When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile. "
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens
Is that from Tolkien? (I googled it)
if google says so, then yes
"Time to NUT UP or SHUT UP" - Tallahassee
I'm not the best, but just better then the rest.
aCoZz: if EDiT wins the game, ET is dead
many chips make for choppy hips, woddle woddle woddle
A child in the hand is worth two in the bush
:DDDDD Considering your age :x
QuoteI mean dont push on fullspawn etc..
[20:00] Cobra: hehe
[20:00] Cobra: ik ben zwart
[20:00] Cobra: maar niet je slaaf!
[20:00] Cobra: :P
Quote by AristotleLove is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Quote by ThoreauThere is no remedy for love but to love more.

Quote by Bob Marley <3One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!
You can find me in the club,
bottle full of bub, look mami i got the X if you into taken drugs,
im in there having sex i aint into maken love,
so come give me a hug, if you're into gettin' rubbed
You can find me in the club,
bottle full of bub, look mami i got the X if you into taken drugs,
im in there having sex i aint into maken love,
so come give me a hug, if u in there gettin rubbed
Quote by rafekI listen to music by microwaves
Total control now. Tooling along the main drag on a Saturday night in Vegas. Two good old boys in a fire-apple red convertible. Stoned. Ripped. Twisted. Good people.
"Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it"

“The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems”

"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."
When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead!
Got to love Barney <3
When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead*
whatever :(
"You don't know the power of the dark side!"
whole fightclub movie
"Death comes to all
But great achievements raise a monument
Which shall endure until the sun grows old."
my precious

- smeagol
Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
nice journal, going to impress the ladies with these

thanks <3
i can find the aswer at worldpeace but still be at war with myself

INTERVIEWER why you spent so much time and money on records and getting high
MADLIB man, i ain't go no time for silly shit
Mycoholic zegt (20:08):
from the movie GSE Hooligan 2: "Ill rip your eye out and fuck you in your eye hole"
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