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me no understand :(
what's that
I don't really give a shit, they should at least backup the db's though.
you sir, are a hero.
you sir, are naïve.
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you sir, thought i was being serious.
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you sir, thought i thought you were serious.
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you sir, thought i thought you thought i thought i was being serious.
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you sire, thought i thought you thought i thought you thought i thought you were being serious.
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you sir, thought i thought you thought i thought you thought i thought you thought i though you were being serious.
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CHAIN BREEEEAKER!
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omg the cheek
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made my day
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what is it
Sad news indeed.
You're wrong. I thought you were being serious, not the other way around.
Why are you flirting with budhaz, I thought we were meant for eachother? And to think I spent all night waiting for you in my best sandals.
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fuck off sock he's mine
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Our crossfire love chain was much longer, if anyone holds claim to his warm embrace it's me.
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Oh, I love you so much! You are amazing. The way you irritated Waki, simply brilliant.
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I don't know about brilliance, but it was certainly one of my finer moments. Quick, to the flame mobile!
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What an awesomely erotic show o masculinity \o/
Honestly, I type 120wpm, the only reason it took so long to reply was that I had to finish pleasuring myself first.
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I long for such longevity.
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It's yours for the price of an escalating porn addiction.
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u fucking polarbear eaters, no1 beats me, Waki rules, u all suck live with it!
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I stand corrected.
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who said you could stand , sit the fuck down, you know when youve been owned
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My polarbear eating is my weak point.
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ok ok ok ok, that was even more tardish than meh!
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now i realse ripping geeks online is jsut as fun as ripping them offline.
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I'm glad you felt the need to remind yourself of that in a reply.
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A+ for this thread
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Just one plus!? I'm going to have to start mentioning waki's dog more.
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explain the dog joke pls lol
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He made a journal about spending £1200 on an operation for his dog, and I made an off colour comment about it being ridiculous. It ended up quite similar to this thread, he's quite a sensitive guy.
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understand why he hates you now

obviously loves his dog
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Too much?
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dunno if i would fork out over a grand for a dog, although i wouldnt be stupid enough to not have pet insurance
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I meant do you think he 'loves' his dog too much? Is there a phone number for "I think this guy on the internet is abusing his dog"?
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nothing wrong with dog abuse
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True, but I know for sure that there's no "I think this guy on the internet is abusing his dog, can I borrow a camera to film it?" number.
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a hole in the market
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How fitting: my personal motto is "No hole left unabused".
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now that is a client-attractive slogan(/motto).
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I've found it's not a legitimate way to initiate anal penetration though.
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there must be someway to bypass this ridiculous obstacle
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Rohypnol? Or is that too forward?
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too forward for anal practice, could be good for those other holes
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he is gonna be steamin when he reads that comment
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Then I feel sorry for his dog : (
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dont stop now your on a roll

i don't think ive met anyone who has the capabilities to annoy someone as much as you
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I've found my calling. I tried the same shit in school and got smacked in the head with a chair. By a girl. And I was the one who got supsended.
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till the next time sock.
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Good day to you sir.
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Nyke seriously, you and waki are just being living clichés according to this thread

What do you think you're doing?

If you're that much of a "NERD BASHIN BLUD BRUV BRAPBRAP" etc why do you spend all this time on your computer, why do you care about people flaming you and your e-friends

Olol, flame me all you want for this reply (French flag mostly) but that'd once again prove your lack of intelligence and well... Prove you guys are angry nerds, no matter how tough you try to look.


Also, image: img_1e9b42ea168ee7f3b0788e031216bf5e
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"Honestly, I type 120wpm, . "

if u can do that u kno u spended to much time with the pc!

u stand corrected, wich fagotorry is this, gief me a beer please, be a man1 =)
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Unfortunately I gave my mic to a black man named pepper. I'm not sure what being on comms would achieve, but if you really want to talk I'll give you my phone number.

I'm not an admin on etnation, nor would I care to be, and the fact that I'm a student should lead you to understand why my financial situation isn't relevant. I don't feel the need for physical confrontation, it's much more fun to repeatedly poke you with a very long, ethernet enabled stick.
"poke you with a very long, ethernet enabled stick. "

cause thats the only thing youl ever poke someone with u ugly twat. your at university and ur a fucking crossfire admin and your not a geek? u must be on crack or something close to it. you should be going massive at uni not sitting in ur room 25/7 doing work all day and refreshing crossfire all day.
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Wow.

Not an admin. Not a geek. Not currently at uni. Never done work all day. Visit crossfire occasionally. Possibly ugly. Definitley poked something, not quite sure what.

I hoped that gave you enough information to at least _appear_ intelligent in your next post.
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o your not at uni ? you to stupid to go there or sumin? reason you werent sure what u were poking was because it was a fucking tranny wasnt it. is it a girl? is it a boy? you finish off from that not even knowing what gender you are
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Did you go to school so little that you never realised they have holidays? I'm at home for the summer. As for the whole not knowing what I pocked dilemna, it was a joke, I really don't need your help trying to find out what it was; and even if I did need help, do you really think I would request waki and his bumbling sidekick?
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" I really don't need your help trying to find out what it was"

HAHAHA you poked a gender bender. did i go to school so little i didnt know they had holidays? wel im going to uni 1 half months. so that 'poked' a hole in your response didnt it.
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I'm not even sure it was human.

Really, you got into uni? I guess it must have been your charming personality then, because it sure as fuck wasn't your academic ability.
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apperances are obviously decieving for you because i didnt have an interview for uni :<. and im going to a decent uni unlike probably the one your going to u fucking gimp. or are you one of those cambridge freaks that has money coming out of every hole in his body cause of his parents.
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You jumped from me being at a shit uni to me being at a top uni in one sentence, and you still managed to be completely wrong. Still, congratulations on being one of the dumbest people I know to get through into higher education. I hopes they treateds you nice.
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what uni are you at? and what are you studying? you sound like a first class nerd. wake up and do sumin constructive apart from chronic masterbating. what did you get into uni with? £10 sais u make all 3 of the responses up
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Uni of nottingham (ppybjk1@nottingham.ac.uk), Physics (that's what the second p stands for in my user name), Maths: A; Physics A; Theology A.
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so if he goes to a bad uni, you try and look down upon him and if he goes to a good uni, you try and look down upon him...


Eh? What subject are you taking? Surely it can't be anything that has basic logic skills as a prerequisite.
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:/ leave nykes responces alone will ya, they aren't half as funny as waki's :x

it's sort of like a crappy substitute that pretty much fails completely
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socks not but I get your point, he does have a reasonable level o carte blanche...

n what happens in Xfire HQ stays in Xfire HQ.
It's partly earned, partly deserved, but mostly it's fear of making me a martyr. Vive la revolution!
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i would watch that.
hahaha they got stallowned
Finally.
Yeah, those research scientist never actually use their degrees, they just put stuff in test tubes and look puzzled.
As much as I enjoy your online displays of machoism, I have to remind you, sincerely, that I would quite literally run as fast as I could away from you if we ever met. ZING!
Waki's one of those rare talents who can reply to something without actually being able to read it.
and your one of those rare talents whos talent is never being able to get laid.
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Who the fuck are you? Waki's civil partner? Did he hotline you over to defend his honour?
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uh oh the cavalry, run for the hills boys :(
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Yeah, you got me! You go girl.
sock ur blaitently a chronic masterbater.
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And you blatently didn't pay attention in english class. Still, I suppose my habit is harder to clean up after.
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Heyy be nice to loekino.
Oh, just wait until you progress to physical threats! It's so exhillerating.
Sock just grow up you prick.

I mean seriously. Everything you write is trolling, I can't believe you're still around. You seem to have a least a shred of intelligence so just get on with your life and stop being a shitfucker and eating shit from your shit ridden whore of a mums anus.
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It's another one! Hey, so are you like the sidekicks sidekick, or do you and nyke hold equal share in the sidekick title?
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No, I hate Wakizashi I just think you're a fucking troll.

It winds me up when I see fucktards like you where civil conversation can take place. I hate people who feed trolls as well. I hate that, that is Wakizashi is doing as well.

CF would be dead if no one argued which is shit as it could be so much more..

Me and Meez are the only cool people on CF
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I'd agree if it weren't for the plethora of journals and columns I've written which prove otherwise.
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Sock. I have found love within the internet. This is a good day indeed. My Life is complete.

Ill pick you up next Thursday for our date. No sucking toes though, prefer fingers.
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dont talk about polarbears when ur not allowed, their mine whaaahaa!
I don't have nellie. I don't 'have' anyone. If anyone comments on your stupidity, it's not because they like me, it's because they genuinely think you're stupid.
are you on crack?
I don't know, does crack help you click the reply button?
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na but you need crack just to get through the day dont u u ugly piece of shit.
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Totally, I can't even look at myself in the mirror without using some kind of mind altering substance. And even then I flinch.
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Why, so everyone can tell me I'm clever? You're the fucking king of non sequitor.
what the fuck does that mean. jesus ur a nerd. do you actualy do anything at uni? sport like football or clubbing. or do you just work/wank/work/wank/work/wank/
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I used to box, currently I train with an athletic club, and when I was at uni we had a weekly football game. Can we be friends now? Pretty please?
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incoming comments about boxing no doubt
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http://www.dailymotion.com/sockdemon/video/x1mys3_punches1test_sport

Incoming comments about ugliness and general lack of physical prowess no doubt.
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Oh, I forgot bad video editing ridicule. Also, it says test in the title!
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the video is tagged as johnny etc and your crossfire page sais ur name is Chris :S
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Yeah, it also says your mother thinks you're a whore. Do you always believe everything you read on crossfire profiles?
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could just turn you upside down and use u as a mop to wipe the floor. o0 look at me i can hit the air. if that is even you
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I'd recommend dipping me in some form of anti bacterial soap-water solution first though, I'm more effective that way.
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You're awesome. Marry me pls?
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I would but I'm already letting rhand suck my toes. Though, if you suck rhands toes and I suck yours, we can make ourselves into a love triangle, could be fun.
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=D
Hell yeah, count me in!
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Cool, sandals are compulsory!
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Socks + sandals?
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Oh, no socks, they ruin the pleasure!
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so your a boxer and a footballer and your some admin for crossfire? hmm that makes sense. what are you the boxing referee and the football nerd mascot.
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I did box, I do play football, I'm not a crossfire admin.
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keep going imo, i enjoy reading ur comments
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Too harsh friend
Just go for a nap if you're tired.
I tried licking lamposts but all I got was herpes.
Hahahaha, I love inadvertent self-ownage.
I almost fell over, I was that off balance. I tried shadow boxing, it wasn't for me, so I just sparred with my friend instead.
Your stupid. Sock is clever.
This is why we need to be able to sticky journals. :&
make it happen solalicious
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Captain, I'm detecting high quantities of win in this sector
i forgot what the journal was even about by the time id finished reading the comments
That's the sign of a sucessful troll.
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Best.Fucking.Journal.Ever
this is a bloody good journal, thanks sock!
Waki's the one you should thank!
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best one so far

edit: reminds me of waki's fragmovie where he uses the gay streetfighter sounds and animations killing people (badly!)

wonder if he makes them sounds when fighting irl
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Oh fuck, I lol'd
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internet flame is such a good past timer , much better than random internet games. u cant beat when people think you get offended and are crying so u flame back. its just fun :). funny thing is in years from now half the people will still be here. playing online games and nolifing ;<. what a life , fail peace
Nyke what on earth are you going on about?
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fuck all realy. night
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nice comeback
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if i wanted my cum back id get it off your mums cheek
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a "mom" joke, wow thats fucking sad :D
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it took u 13 hours to think of a reply to that. and thats what u come up with. u know when uve been owned.
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Actually no. Unlike you i wasnt on my computer the entire 13 hours fool.
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you should really grow up Waki man... Its the internet. Expect flame.
Journal of the year.
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