Team USA - CB NC XVI

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As the picture above clearly shows, we are the hardest, meanest, toughest, richest, and strongest enemy territory players in the western hemisphere, and dare I say the world. After my captains speech rallied the 9 players left remaining in the United States, I, The_End, came out of retirement to assemble a lineup that was not as god awful as the last one. Jumping right into my role as Team USA captain, I began watching countless hours of game film, demos, and ETTV. Once I accomplished this, I analyzed the mountains of data, statistics, and information available at my fingertips along with all the videos to form the perfect line up. It is my steadfast belief that this lineup has the best combination of teamwork and fragging ability to win. Without wasting anymore of your time, I present to you, Enemy Territory Community, the one , the only, the infamous, TEAM USA. #America.et

First up, hailing from the mean streets of Compton California, burger flipping bad ass former Bus Driver himself
United States of AmericaMatt aka demented
Next, the self proclaimed best shot in North America, and our resident tough guy,
United States of AmericaJoker aka brandon
Batting third, a man who needs no long, meandering, introduction from me, the pharmacist himself,
United States of AmericaKardon
Hitting Clean up, and using the easiest gun in the game because he can't aim( also handicapped),
United States of AmericaCeres
Fifth, the so called "new talent"
United States of AmericaBape
And Finally, coming out of retirement to achieve glorious frags once more, the all rounder,
United States of AmericaThe End

BENCH WARMERS
I hand picked these players for the bench because of the moral support they provide, fist fighting ability, and BAMF attitude.
From Dirty Jersey
United States of AmericaTupac
From the concrete jungle
United States of AmericaPhokuzz
And last but certainly not least team manager, former USA captain
United States of AmericaSlick

I firmly believe with our sponsor, Bonesawd LLC, having our back and this lineup we will surprise some people.In conclusion, there is nothing that will make America give you up, let you down, run around, , make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie, or hurt you.


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Ipod's pracs didn't pay off
XDXDXD
neither did yours: D:D:
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XDXDXD

true :P
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MAYBE NEXT SEASON SD=X=XD=X==XD
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AHAH YES MAYBE SD=X=XD=X==XD
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Bape :) Gl
gl boyos, btw anim in ur picture didn't get any special shoutout
apparently I've been conquered at the top of the flag pole
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LOL how did u get up there? :D
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they cut off my head and put it on top of the flag pole
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ah ok :S thought you climbed it :$
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whatever you just like sitting on poles in'it
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I'm a cute ass nigga
haha you all look like fucking weirdos tbh :D

especially kardon bahah
kardon looks like a pedophile
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why the fuck does he have a massive red shiny forehead
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pretty sure we are the best looking team around so you better check yourself before you wreck yourself
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Speaking of Kardon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ7IkPGU2iw

NOW SUPERMAN DAT HOE.
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no ipod no win
i got you bro, you deserved that spot
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our pracs didnt pay off
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wish you the best of luck end! but sad the te line up isnt aywhere near as go as it use to be! pauz for the rife.

played with some of these and would struggle vs med.

but end is good player
thanks brah
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i haet wehn peple msis letters in ther sentnces
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i hate when people cant reply to the right person
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sorry im on a frinds laptop and half keys dont want to work! i ment no offence but here is better us players and some of them cant play.
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Didn't tupac make you rage off vent?
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was too easy...karl presented more of a challenge.

Williams continue stealing hubcaps you bin dipping scouse piece of shit....best thing to ever happen was Hillsborough and the 96 you fucking muppet
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no ipod no win (dunno but i follow the track)

GL anyway :)
i feel sorry for you ipod
whos the nigger?
We have no niggers. Everyone on this team is educated.
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"educated"
United States of America
:DD
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i think you're talking about phokuz, he's not a nigger. He's a mulatto or a sand nigger or something :>
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hahaha i'm Dominican and Puerto rican .. the best mix.
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thats the secret combination to create the best shot in et i hear. This nigga you got more skills in your index finger than most people do in their whole family tree :> :D :)
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scrub the blackness off of his skin and we're good
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ipods playing-et-for-breakfast method didnt pay off.. shame
U fucking mutt I go to the gym with my bro in the morning cuz its fucking empty and come home and frag
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no need to get all mad :s
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all u do is shit talk all the time
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a team USA without ipod?

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europe will crumble
good choice not having ipod in the lineup, hes just a burden
GL TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE! :D <3
-slb- representing fuck ya
I'd pick you or ZephyR over Tupac every day. Its a disgrace to SLB :(
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jesus christ ipod? you been givin e-blowjobs?
No son i was praccing night and day
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Very nice (main) lineup. GL Team USA, this might actually be a good year :)
Not like he cares or has pracced for this but weird that theres no ipod.















:Xd:dx:D/d:X:DD:xD:dX:xD
matts from las vegas, and phokuz is not from the hood he lives in long island what a god awful write up
Raised in southside Jamaica queens nigga fuck you mean, even brentwood in longisland the hood too
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long island isnt the hood error lol
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no ohurcool no win
nigga prove yourself ill be in greenpoint tomorrow mothter fucker
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posting something hoping to get a respond from ipod

"no ipod no win"
At least they will have a chance against team brazil and yes no ipod no win, but I guess it's good he's not there. if he had stable connection it would be a disappointment
ipod would have led you to the gold pocal, where is he ?
just want to say, tupac great job on the banner and one more thing...no ipod no win
Yai! Gl Kardon and Tupac <3 hope to see you in the finals xD
ps: where's ipod?
Oh u r cool :(
Quotebape

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD why he aint on that picture tho? also whos joker there
They both are scared to show people there picture
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wait so the guy on the right is slick LELELLE
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That's my cute ass
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what is joseph doin on that pic tho
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no ipod no win is overrated...
NO HAYZAY NO WIN
ohurcool deserved to be in the team... ipod is just bad +1 for that
u r fucking terrible
xperia's shoulders must hurt from carrying ur shit ass
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hes actually pretty good
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inb4 "nice asslick XDXDXD"
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WTF Team USA News has over 100 replies while others have little over 50.
Well, seems like ipod posted 50% of those replies...
its only to give the people a laugh mate :P
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gl kardon tupac
Let the crumbling begin
Wheres ipod? He deservs
no ipod?

wtf?
where is?
United States of America hayzay
United States of America ipod
United States of America ohurcool
Jersey Shore
from jersey and Im still standing...best state in the United States you mad bro?
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Missing our best fragger and most valuable captain
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anims a huge ass bitch who got conquered on the way to american glory

we get it into the sun rise
doin 90 in a 65
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS HAS TO BE THE WORST TEAM EVER CONCEIVED WHO WOULD PUT TOGETHER THE MOST INEPT TURDS IN THE TOILET BOWL AND LET THEM TAKE PART IN REPRESENTING OUR COUNTRY IN A GAME?
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