Into Elysium

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Quote by BibleElysium or the Elysian Fields (Ancient Greek: Ἠλύσιον πεδίον, Ēlýsion pedíon) is a conception of the afterlife that developed over time and was maintained by Greek religious and philosophical sects and cults. It includes those who are chosen by the gods, the righteous and the heroic.

The story is as follows...

In the year 100 B.C two strangers were walking in the Sahara desert, their names were Entei and Raikou. They were surrounded by nothing but darkness and a tortuous path lying in front of them. The sun had not risen for years. The topic of their chat was the current situation of the world. Hell and damnation have taken over. Only a handful managed to escape from the bear hands of the tyrant and to successfully stay under the radar, including these two men. They were talking about the legend, the legend that said one day God would send six man down the fields to liberate the world from hell. These men would be closely related to go Gods and a special place in Heaven was reserved for them if they would succeed in bringing the world liberty, a place called Elysium.

Raikou was speaking:
"My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when Zeus kept balance between the Gods and Devils, between the good and the bad. But that all changed when Hades and Loki attacked. Only Zeus mastered all the elements. Only he could stop the ruthless monsters send by them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."

Fast forwarding, 2000 years have passed and Hades and Loki have taken full control over the world. It was the year 2017. The descendants of Raikou and Entei, Zapdos and Moltres, happened to walk in a similar situation as their ancestors.

Zapdos spoke to Moltres:
"Twenty-four years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to Europe when something magical happened. A sensational lightning bolt stroke the earth at the exact boarder of the Netherlands and Belgium. What was weird about this lightning bolt was that it did not just last for a second. No, it lasted for an entire 24 hours. Some people believe that it was a sign from Zeus, that he had returned. Others have always called me crazy for that. But I have not lost hope. I still believe that somehow, Zeus will return to save the world"

Zapdos was right, at that exact moment six brave men were born. The names given to these six precious children were:
  • Netherlands Paul (GiZmOoO)
  • Netherlands Jay (Jay)
  • Belgium Jeroen (Jere)
  • Netherlands Shaffie (iNsAne)
  • Netherlands Michael (outlAw )
  • Netherlands Sebastian (Sebhes)
These men were send by Zeus and given the ungrateful task to do the impossible, to safe the world misery. Only to get rewarded for ETernity in afterlife, in Elysium. During the last 2000 years the world was ruled by United Kingdom R0SS and his men, demons send by Hades and Loki. They had not shown a hint of pity during this dictatorship and people had already given up on the thought that some day they would experience liberty. Not a single day went by without the people living in fear under his rule. That was, not until the day that is etched in our memory, 21st of May 2017.

It is a story for ETernity. This day the aforementioned six men teamed up and decided to end it for once and for all. At that moment, they had been in a war for only a couple of months, but their strength was so overwhelming that everything went faster than expected. On this day, 21st of May 2017, all over the world people tuned in to see this legendary final battle.

Everything seemed to go as hoped. For the first time in 2000 years people had hope for a better tomorrow. That was, until the battle moved into its final moments, into the location adlernest. Adlernest is located in Germany, close to the boarder of France. All of a sudden, defeat was upon hands. People bursted out in tears when it happened. However, these six brave young soldiers were not willing to give up. Not after everything they went through. It would not end like this!

Sebhes looked into the eyes of his men and spoke his legendary words:
Quote by SebhesThe past cannot be changed. The future is yet in our power. If we can dream it, we can do it. It always seems impossible until it's done.

Off they go. With only 30 seconds on the clock, iNsAne carried the heavy load of the objective on his shoulders, it were the legs of little iNsAne running as fast as possible to secure the objective. Running into every wall and corner possible, he managed to finally arrive closely to final transmitter.

A report of the final moments on the battlefield have been written down in stone, in hieroglyphs, but the translation goes approximately as follows:

iNsAne will go as fast as his little iNsAne legs will take him as he moves through the first area. Elysium has got control?! ELYSIUM HAS GOT CONTROL! They have got 4 frags as well, where is iNsAne? He is gonna make his way up, where has he gone? He has been scared back. Some grenade hit him. He has been scared back and despite the fact that all you see is Elysium frags he is still not there! But with 17 seconds to go, he has been hit down! outlAw is gonna pick it up, outlAw is gonna run it down and Elysium is gonna win! I DO NOT BELIEVE IT!!! They have beaten a 3 minute time! And the underdogs has rolllleeeed their way to victory. Elysium take down TMT and the all-star names of TMT were not-not enough for the bucky guts of the Elysium side!

Peace was restored...

Quote by Homer, Odyssey (4.560–565)to the Elysian plain...where life is easiest for men. No snow is there, nor heavy storm, nor ever rain, but ever does Ocean send up blasts of the shrill-blowing West Wind that they may give cooling to men.

Quote by Hesiod, Works and Days (170)And they live untouched by sorrow in the islands of the blessed along the shore of deep-swirling Ocean, happy heroes for whom the grain-giving earth bears honey-sweet fruit flourishing thrice a year, far from the deathless gods, and Cronos rules over them

Ladies and gentleman, fasten your seatbelt, I am proud to present our team Europe Elysium for the ETernity LAN. We are looking forward to see all of your faces again and do our best to prolong our title. We hope for some good competition and to deliver both the viewers and the fallen soldiers from last LAN who do not dare to show up at home with some quality gaming from the LAN self.

Six brave young men, ready to write their own HIStory.

Together, we are Elysium
Gij doe het geire zenne :D
So Jere is coming?
Jere has changed his mind indeed. Happy to have him
A ja myślałem ze to ze mną jest źle
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GL emils
I wasn't aware there was actual footage :D
Pfff Xena would have them as her mascottes... or for breakfast.

Major girl crush. <3
Best fucking serie ever <3

Don't forget
Good luck Sebhes and hf there
Wat heb jij gesnoven?
Effe serieus, er scheelt toch iets met jou? :'DDD Jij bent helemaal loco...
Hahaahahahahahaha when zapdoss and moltress came in you lost me. Amazing sebhes, im enthousiastic and worried about your health at the same time. Cu you on the battlefield compagnon.
Thank you for the good luck wishes guys. And for those wondering if I was on drugs while writing this, I can assure you I was 100% clean. My mind is, let's say, complex.
de plek voor de moreel zuiveren
10/10 would read again, cu on da battlefield!
TLDR literally
"We are 6 ready to win the next lan"

There you go mate, just cuz i feel u bro.
+Jere -Jere +Jere
GL at lan tho
what the flying fuck :D
I think you and I have similar literary gifts! Would be nice to work on a looneybin application together.

Here's something I wrote for a trickjump map called Stickcer I made with juissi:

Think we'd get in?

P.S. gl juissi
QuoteDuke Juisendorf




Succes boys!
good lack
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Don't remember saying that :o
the boys heard the 0,000001% possibility of having to take me and rather got the band together, you're welcome Elanwinnersium
Gl my Friends!
im a fuck you up when I see you for typing this dumb shit
Good read, good luck guys, rooting for you
That Xena clip took me back 15years or more thanks for that homiee very nostalgic
toasting in epic bread
good luck!
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